First off - we are all alive everyone so no need to worry!
Second - we are now in London and this hostel doesn't let us upload photos, so just writing a quick post on iPhone.
The running of the bulls was an experience we will never forget. The excitement and adrenaline that kicks in just before the bulls are released was overwhelming. People around us could be seen warming up and praying on their knees. We decided to stand about 100m from the start of the run, just before the accurately named "dead man's corner". Once the bulls were released all we could do was hope the massive 600kg beasts would run in a straight line and ignore us, which they did. Phew!
Apart from the bull run, the parties associated with the festival were crazy. The opening party in Pamplona square saw us get completely drenched in sangria (like cheap wine). Will upload photos of before and after shots of our nice white clothes and new purple alcoholic smelling ones. The town we stayed in, San Sebastian, was about an hour out of Pamplona but was a beautiful little city on the west coast of Spain, with pristine beaches and cheap pintxos (like tapas, but even better). We tried some interesting food such as pig ear, quail egg and duck liver.
I'll leave it there for now. Will update with photos soon either at an internet cafe or once we get to Paris.
Thanks for all the comments and stay tuned!
95 comments:
Glad to read you guys are still alive, but Dom your mum still thinks you might have lost an eye, or arm, or ???. It would be good if your next post puts her mind at ease.
Yum.. pig's ears and duck's liver for breakfast!
is that it?
So your the one who ate my ear... Asswipe!
hey do i know you?
were you in Pamplona the other day?
i only ask this because my testicles are missing and i cant remember where they have gone.
That Paul guy seems to know about having a mouth full of testicles.
thats all from me
we might run into each other again
hey just me again
i was just speaking to Sir Elton John and i asked him if he had seen my nuts and he said Paul was knee deep in his nuts only last week. So Paul if you have my testicles dont be a asswipe and give them back
Kind regards
BULL RAUL
The duck liver was an interesting one (read on at ur own risk animal activists...)
What the Spanish do is starve the duck for as long as they can while keeping it alive. They then feed it large amounts of food very quickly and kill it shortly after. What this does is inflames the duck liver and makes it larger and supposedly more tasty.
Mm mmm.
Why do I get the feeling someone will now post using the name 'animal activist'.
We arrested a duck not long ago for that exact thing PPAD!
They tried to starve me aswel but it turned out I was a swan...serves those other mother duckers right for calling me ugly now the jokes on them because im alive and they are dead.... Muhahahahahaha
I heard their is a guy who goes out on Saturday nights to clubs and picks up ducks, he gets them drunk and drugs them, and in the morning the duck wakes up with their liver missing....
Paul, I Feel So Unsure
As i take your slong
And lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies
Like something in your pants
Calls to mind a happy dream
And all its really hard to find
I'm never gonna sleep again
Guilty slong have got no bonner
Though it's easy to pretend
I know you are a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that i've been given
So i'm never gonna sleep again
The way i slept with you
I want you Paul
Today is the proudest day in my life.
I was knighted by the Queen and now I am know as Sir Asswipes
Please refrain from using my name in vein and show me the respect I deserve
asswipes everywhere lately
No, just on here
And its Sir Asswipes
Thank you very much
I am actually laughing out loud... crying at the hilarity of these comments.... far out.. glad to hear you're all having a great time.
Paul: Elton John and George Michael really have it in for you
nic
Its ok
I put toilet paper on it
hello everyone this is amazing I think it is working. Be good Dom.
Whoops I think I wrote that twice, Lun's not around to help me. Still be good Dom x
And your mother drives a piddle waggon
It's true, she does
Missing Letter?
T Y .... ?
In a sentence
I had put a hair TY_ on
this is mentallllll i love it
keeeeeeeep it up
Fill in the missing letter:
KILLA W_GS
wOgs bro?
Hello Mulberry bush, I'm still laughing coz I know who you are. :)
snip snip snip snip
In search for a black dildo
We arrested Paul because he had stolen a 42inch black Dildo in Spain. Charges were dropped when Sir Elton John paid for the stolen item and later on he said he will punnish Paul for being a bad boy
Is the answer E? as in hair TYE
Pikaaaaachu
Sale on now
biankrupt
Guys seriously I think I'm getting smarter, things a good back here especially with NAB - GOING PLACES!!!!!
lads
Alive and well
well and alive
Frankly my Dear i don't give a Van Damn
GEE OH GEE GEE OH
Hey boys looks like your all having fun over there (obviously) have you tried any potent absinthe yet?
One nut............ Like that
I am actually laughing out loud... crying at the hilarity of these comments.... far out.. glad to hear you're all having a great time.
Paul: Elton John and George Michael really have it in for you
nic
The duck liver was an interesting one (read on at ur own risk animal activists...)
What the Spanish do is starve the duck for as long as they can while keeping it alive. They then feed it large amounts of food very quickly and kill it shortly after. What this does is inflames the duck liver and makes it larger and supposedly more tasty.
Mm mmm.
Why do I get the feeling someone will now post using the name 'animal activist'.
Paul, I Think we've Done it on The Sofa
I think we've Done it on the hall
I think we've Done it on the kitchen table, Paulie
Let's go outside
In the sunshine
I know you want to, but you cant get it up
Let's go outside
In the moonshine
Take me to the floor that i love best
And yes i've been bad
Doctor won't you do with me what you can
You see i think about it all the time
Twenty four seven
Paul i long you
Dear boys,
Long time reader, first time blogger here. I trust you've enjoyed your trip thus far. Thank heavens you survived the running of the bulls. Upon feeling suitably relaxed, please make your way to Buckingham Palace where I look forward to extending warm wishes and a tray of cucumber sandwhiches to you in thanks for studiously representing the Commonwealth to your dirty little Spanish counterparts. Indeed. Oh, and if you don't mind, I would like to celebrate with you afterwards by partaking in a naughty little wet t-shirt competition, where you might bring the aforementioned sangria to douse me with.
And now a little ditty for Paul:
Ahem...
"Hello.. Is it me you're looking for?!"
Toodleoo dearys!
Paul
ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hi all! On our way to Amsterdam now from Paris. Have not found a decent computer to update blog but hoping there is one at our place in Amsterdam. London and Paris were both great in their own way. We saw all the big sites which were much more impressive in real life. Will update more in a post.
WARNING: comments section is getting a bit clogged up so if your comment is short and not funny it will be deleted without prejudice.
Au revoir!
Ok So long as your not opposite white
That was so racist
Heeeyyyy Guyysss
Just wanna say a shout out to our boy Paul, who we miss reallyyy much.
Here is a poem for you Paul
his name is Paul,
he isnt that tall,
he went away with other guys,
and when they spank him he cries,
I understand why he ran away,
now I understand why he didn't stay,
he was afraid to love another man,
now he pee's in a can,
and he is afraid to take a chance,
because he cant break dance,
he was afraid to take it hard,
he was afraid to get scared,
he made his mind and stayed with gay society
even though he had his chance to be free,
Paul we love you every day,
and its not because your gay.
THE END
Paul the club is empty without you
and not many people wear jumpers around their weist anymore.
we need you
speak soon sweeeety ;)
manto's a classic
fan of manto's a classic
fan of fan of manto's a classic
Putting a price on carbon
Gillard to step down and Manto to take over
Totts to take over Abbott and lead the opisition parTYE
Rumour is that Totts may join the
One Nation Party
It is also rumoured that Totts is to change the name to
The One Nut Party
Vote 1 nut, like that
copy cats
Come At Me Bro........
I also ran with the bulls and now they call me Pineapple Juice..
My sister is so hot
There is a Killer Wog on the loose
he writes on blogs, wears kappa, has a lonsdale bumbag and a greasy mullet/rats tail
he is deadly and may be armed so keep your distance and if is sighted please call the bankSA crime stoppers
i saw him at maccas felixstow in his bmr doin mad burnoUts
lol killa beamer
Rico, my room, tonight, 1am reeeowwww ;)
Not again sister
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I was once blue.
Same
My balls are blue to
Dom's balls
Thats classic
I bet they r Manto
Ha aha aha lol
I am actually laughing out loud... crying at the hilarity of these comments.... far out.. glad to hear you're all having a great time.
Paul: Elton John and George Michael really have it in for you
nic
Totts is to scrap carbon tax and introduce a car bonnet tax
Vote 1 nut, like that
Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Tots to step down as One Nut leader due to exposed sexual fetishes uncovered by today tonight's Frank Pangallo. In related news "Hole proof" market leaders in hole proof sock technology droped 76% on the stock market today causing the ASX to close 8 points lower at the end of trading today.
'no question'
'no comment'
Tonight we have an exclusive interview with the ex 1 nut parTYE Totts and talking to your plants , does it really work. All this tonight at 7pm on the 7pm project
if you smeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-eeeellllllllllllll what the rock........
Stop talking about Totts you dimwits
He's a good bloke just easy to pay out lol same with that rocky guy with the receding hair line
Cool story bro
Hello how r goin
and he is fat with a big nose too
feeling out my mix with your dix since 1990
Im all shook up
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hello bloggers
thats vagtastic
One nut............ Like that
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